Jerome A. Spider

Jerome is a Sydney Burrowing Spider that has been around since the Mesozoic Era. He digs many tunnels and holes connecting lots of locations in the Sandsverse. Jerome isn't his real name, but was the name he gave himself when disguised as a tapir.

Appearance
Jerome is a Sydney Burrowing Spider, and as such he has eight beady black eyes and eight long legs. He recently lost one of these eyes and so he has been seen wearing an eye-patch in the cubic realm. His entire body is covered in thin yellow-orange hairs.

Personality
Jerome sells and gives away any artifacts or trinkets he finds while digging, as he has no use for anything but sand, silt and clay. These are the things he eats. Sometimes he will eat chalk, but he tends to avoid it because it fills him with power and energy he cant control.

Relationships
Jerome has three young children named Tiney, Tiny, and Dot. Jerome also has a nephew named Josaphine, who has hacked his blog on at least one occasion. He sees all of his family members once a year at their family reunion on No-Spider Island. The island was named so as to not discourage tourism.

He has a pet hamster named Toledo, whom Ezekiel foolishly believes to be a dog.

Jerome is also friends with "Death" and plays chess with her every Sunday. Death also helps Jerome with his taxes.